In the basement of the gross anatomy lab, one professor says to another with a bit of a smirk and shrugging his shoulders, "It's pumped up and I can't find the off button."
Only later does it dawn on me what exactly they were referring to. We were dissecting the genito-anal region that day and it seems one of the donors had a penis pump implanted. Somebody decided to see if it worked. In case you're wondering, Mayo Clinic has a rather informative drawing of what it is and how it works. It's simple, really. And I can assure you that it definitely works. After all, if it works on a cadaver, I'm pretty sure it'd work in a living person. I guess Freud was on to something when he said life is all about "sex and death".