call

    Call.  It's a four-letter word to me, both literally and figuratively.  Might as well spell it c@ll as it represents a bad, bad thing to me.  I think the person who invented call must've been deprived as a kid.  Not enough sleep overs.  What else would possess a person to force his colleagues to spend the night dressing up in pajamas (scrubs really are glorified pajamas), eating cold pizza at two in the morning, and staying up aaalllll night.  I mean, how could that not be fun?  Did I mention making decisions about people's lives while not having slept in 28 hours?  What could possibly not be awesome about that?