lots of lube

     "I've discovered the secret to these practice dummies is lube.  Lots of KY.  Actually, that's true in life, too."
- Words of advice from the doc instructing us on how to insert a foley catheter into a practice dummy. 

Absent from the training exercise were the screams and profanities that would be streaming from mouths of a man getting a foley catheter inserted.  (A foley catheter is a catheter that goes up through the urethra to drain the bladder.  There is no numbing involved.  It is not, shall we say, pleasant.)