November 9, 2016

best line

Best line in clinic from a patient all week, hell all month.

"I'm gonna be your black mama.  Give me a hug."

2 comments:

  1. "And hey baby, before I go I need my Percocet refilled early. It fell in the toilet."

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  2. My favorite one is, "oh, and I'm having chest pain".

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